The FPS.NETWORK desk also ships tiny iOS crimes. Scan the QR on a phone, or smash the App Store link. No battle pass. No prestige track. Just five-minute brain melt between ranked queues.
3 titles on the board · more when we get bored
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Kaiju rampage through a tilt-shift toy city.
Stomp a hand-built diorama skyline as a kaiju under a real tilt-shift blur. Ten levels, three cities, staged collapses, boss mechs. One purchase — no IAP, no ads, ever.
QR drops when
App Store goes live
One-thumb gravity-flip endless runner.
Tap to flip between floor and ceiling, chain orbs into a x10 combo, near-miss obstacles for bonus points, and shield your streak. Endless, procedural, and fully offline.
QR drops when
App Store goes live
Sheet-music rhythm — one thumb, five staff lines.
Drag a note-head up and down the staff and ride the melody. Twelve original electronic tracks, every chart generated from the real music. Fully offline.
QR drops when
App Store goes live
Desk Note
These are house games — built, sponsored, or otherwise shoved onto the App Store by people who also care about headshots. Listings go live when Apple says so; QR codes light up the second an appStoreUrl lands in the fixture. Got a dumb iOS prototype that deserves a stamp? Ping the desk.